I had Taco Bell for lunch

I'm new to this so for those who do not know me, Greetings! and those who do, Sup nerds! I am the ancient. The eons I have spent on this earth have given me great knowledge I carefully wrap into perverse riddles of speech that to the simple-minded sound as drunken ramblings of a crazed lecher. Not only of strong mind and wit, but also in body. As solid as the ground I pass out on from hours of epicness such as the time I laid siege to the harem of the Whino. A tale of courage and vigor I am willing to share with the 18&up crowd. In my many years and great adventures I have gained multiple titles of honor-

-Great Guy
-The Icon to click
-熱いもの
-Master of Unlocking
-Iron Chef 2003

Just to name a few and I have the feeling I shall gain many more descriptive monikers in my journeys with you great ladies and gentlemen. Adieu for now.

You're Bean.

how do i say it
ween-oh or wine-oh i     i dont know help


I read this in my best impression theodore roosevelt and i have to say, i'm impressed. i look forward to doin the thing. like. the rp thing. with you. and other people. okay

Beaten by a little girl.

annie

*makes entrance, stomping feet in Dustin's face* Yo bitch! Finally you show up!

Lol

That Annie is really hot. What's a Lina? Random people showing up to my party all loud and stuff. Think she is a lesbian?

Pfft hahahahahaha.... she is my bitch

I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I mean, Annie is just a child. Sure she acts mature and age is just a number but come on!

O_o eh?

Don't question strange love. You yourself are in love with another woman, Honorable Aki-sama. Ryan has the videos to prove it under his bed.

We are even considering selling some of the more graphic ones for money to fund our war vs you all.

wait what? O.o

Sojiro wrote:We are even considering selling some of the more graphic ones for money to fund our war vs you all.

Speaking of. I got the prints for posters you requested and working on making the films to produce. Don;\'t worry. We got this.

lmfao

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow

. . . . . *dumbfounded*

Your part of this Fenrir

Wow... so you guys would go thru all this to fight 3 gentle ladies? Do you lil men need big bad guns and grenades and bazokas to stop us now, while all we have is our charms, wits and guts? awwwww So insecure!

You are so full of shit 

  I can smell your fear

That's not fear, Lina, he''s just been sweating a lot.